Starting the thought train right here . . .
If I don’t love you then why the fuck do I wake up every night screaming your name?
When you try to smash an ant and your screaming at it to die in demented voices and then you realize you’re still on the phone with your crush …
(via imgTumble)b0lt:
I can’t stop laughing HAHAHA her feet
BUT HONESTLY WHY CANT I STOP LAUGHING< THIS IS HILARIOUS MAN LMGFAOOOOOOOOO!
… on point.
just like seriously how did she not break her ankles???? lmfao
(via im-not-a-liar-anymore)